From: slobberpuppy	Date: July 17th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)		(URL)

-The art-y cardboard type that has fold-outs and die-cuts and is ultra-slim.
-At a long table with a knife and fork, candlelight, white linens, fine bone china and a little bit o' bubbly.
-Yes. Oh, my YESSSS...
-Carrot-Top
-Fuck and then kill.
-A combination: top half Mel brooks, bottom half Carl Reiner
-Once was enough for me.
-One of the guys from Kids In The Hall, I think it was Bruce McCullough...
-1, I don't have TV so I don't really know if I want to touch the guy. Now, if you were talkin' Donald Trump...
-The capitalization of "Police Pursuit" is throwing me off - is that some sort of game?
-Armageddon I believe... That one with Liv Tyler and rocket ships in it.
-Depends on how waxy the skin looks.
-No way!!! He'll be outta there soon enough.
-Yes, because is smelled like blackberrys and I wanted to see if it tasted like them, too. Damn LUSH!
-Not very long. A glass eye I would keep forever!
-I don't know any of these people other than Dr.Phil and I'd pay good money to see him eviscerated by a kangaroo.
-Mangosteen.
-Who the what now?
-10-foot tall Kraft Dinner noodle.
-Would I get to keep my health and youthful good looks? Then yes. Would I slowly shrivel up and break down but still live? Then no.
-Kingpin. Fucking HORRIBLE.
-Not sure.
-160 kms I guess... I don't really pay attention to these things.
-A dinner for four.
-Ugh, when I was a teenager.
-Jon Ashcroft, b/c I don't even know who that is, but I know my toe intimately...
-That's be with Tanya, sometime in May. I don't smoke pot anymore, but I thought I'd give it a try... I don't like it much.
-Ummm... Who the hell is Jobeth?


Edited at 2008-07-17 02:29 pm (UTC)

	From: el3mo	Date: July 17th, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)		(URL)

- Favorite type of CD packaging:
Slim Card Board.
- Favorite way to watch elves slowly devour Ken Starr:
Oktoberfest!
- Ringo Starr (yes/no):
Yes.
- Name someone you'd prefer to be President rather than Dubya, but just barely:
Chuck Barris
- Would you rather watch Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fuck each other or kill each other?
Fight.
- Carl Reiner or Mel Brooks?
Mel Brooks
- How many times have you seen Ghost?
2
- Last Celebrity spotted:
Brian Wilson
- On a scale of 1-10, how badly do you want to shave "Joe Millionare"'s hair off:
5, I don't even know who that is, but it sounds good.
- If you knew there was a 90% chance of escape, would you try to evade Police Pursuit?
Yes.
- Last movie you payed full price for, and walked out before it was over:
Rudy.
- No one's looking, do you touch the corpse?
Yes.
- Would you be willing to give up a finger of your choosing, if it meant that Dubya would leave office tomorrow? (no anesthesia)
No. It's too late.
- Ever licked soap in the shower?
No.
- If a guy/gal had a strange, yet harmless condition whereby his/her nipple hairs grew like hairs on his/her head, and he/she cut them off and gave them to you in a baggie, how long would you keep them?
38 Days.
- Would you pay money to watch Dr. Phil fight Bill O'Reilly to the death? Dr. Laura? If so, how much?
No.
- Complete this sentence: Noam Chomsky asked me to hold a half-eaten __________ ....
Peanut Butter & Banana Sandwhich.
- Morton Downey Jr. or Shaquille O'Neill?
Shaq
- Your locked in a room with a greased, nude (complete question):
Russian Lesbian Rugby Player
- Immortality (yes/no):
Maybe.
- Name the worst movie you've ever seen that you know someone close to you enjoyed:
Road House.
- Do you think Keifer Sutherland has a better sex life than you?
Currently, Yes. In general, No.
- What's the fastest you've ever driven?
115
- What's the most expensive thing you've ever stolen?
Office Supplies.
- When was the last time you shoplifted?
Early '70s.
- Your big toe or Jon Ashcroft, one of them has to go:
Ashcroft.
- When was the last time you smoked pot?
High School.
- Joe Pesci or Jobeth Williams?
Jobeth.

	From: kristian	Date: July 17th, 2008 03:26 pm (UTC)		(URL)

I'll complete this on arrival if you print me a copy.

	From: flw	Date: July 17th, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC)		(URL)

Now you're committed.

	From: arletterocks	Date: July 18th, 2008 01:37 am (UTC)		(URL)

- Favorite type of CD packaging:
Slimline all-cardboard digipack.
- Favorite way to watch elves slowly devour Ken Starr:
with tiny, tiny forks.
- Ringo Starr (yes/no):
yeah!
- Name someone you'd prefer to be President rather than Dubya, but just barely:
prince
- Would you rather watch Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fuck each other or kill each other?
fuck each other to death, maybe?
- Carl Reiner or Mel Brooks?
brooks
- How many times have you seen Ghost?
one, 12 years ago maybe?
- Last Celebrity spotted:
ed harcourt!
- On a scale of 1-10, how badly do you want to shave "Joe Millionare"'s hair off:
not sure who you're talking about specifically but if it's any reality tv guy then incredibly bad, on principle
- If you knew there was a 90% chance of escape, would you try to evade Police Pursuit?
yup
- Last movie you payed full price for, and walked out before it was over:
got a refund. it was too loud.
- No one's looking, do you touch the corpse?
yes.
- Would you be willing to give up a finger of your choosing, if it meant that Dubya would leave office tomorrow? (no anesthesia)
nope.
- Ever licked soap in the shower?
lush soap. not as tasty as it smells
- If a guy/gal had a strange, yet harmless condition whereby his/her nipple hairs grew like hairs on his/her head, and he/she cut them off and gave them to you in a baggie, how long would you keep them?
would refuse it right away, since i'm cutting down on clutter, esp. sentimental clutter
- Would you pay money to watch Dr. Phil fight Bill O'Reilly to the death? Dr. Laura? If so, how much?
about $100 for any of the above.
- Complete this sentence: Noam Chomsky asked me to hold a half-eaten __________ ....
idiom.
- Morton Downey Jr. or Shaquille O'Neill?
*yawn*
- Your locked in a room with a greased, nude (complete question):
ed harcourt!
- Immortality (yes/no):
yes. definitely yes.
- Name the worst movie you've ever seen that you know someone close to you enjoyed:
not sure? my friends' taste is shockingly similar to mine.
- Do you think Keifer Sutherland has a better sex life than you?
maybe?
- What's the fastest you've ever driven?
120 mph
- What's the most expensive thing you've ever stolen?
DVD set. to get back at a boss. we all alleviated our frustration by rewarding ourselves with merch. i only caved in the once, i think.
- When was the last time you shoplifted?
never?
- Your big toe or Jon Ashcroft, one of them has to go:
nothing takes my toes!
- When was the last time you smoked pot?
this spring? it was my turn DJing at the event i was at, so i sat there totally nonverbal and stoned and subjected people to my taste in music until i could talk again. glory.
- Joe Pesci or Jobeth Williams?
eh?

	From: librarygrrl	Date: July 18th, 2008 05:28 pm (UTC)		(URL)

I did this for you once before, when the political figures in question were all still wreaking much havoc. Please to see my answers from last time.