Went out for a spin, and to see what movies are playing at the Super-Cheap...

Harold and Kumar 2 - Baby Mama - Speed Racer

While I was sitting there reading and pondering, my favorite example of (what I call) baroque styling pulled past. It got me to thinking. My favorite example of what I term "baroque" is a pickup truck that has big wheels, while it is simultaneously lowered. A low-riding pickup truck. It is so absurd that I actually find it to be offensive. As I was sitting there, reading the movies off the marquee, he pulled up to do the same. I was amazed he could read. Anyway, as he pulled away, I followed. The parking lots out here have these humps in them so you can't speed through and use them as short-cuts. At every hump, he did everything in his power to avoid as much of the hump as possible, and slowed down to an absolute crawl while going over it.

I thought of some other items for the gentleman with a big-wheeled/lowered pickup truck...